I’ve been on task. I’ve researched farce, I’ve even read a few: Dario Fo’s The Pope and the Witch, Noises Off, Charlie’s Aunt, even The Comedy of Errors. I took Ellie’s idea for a plot and started “plotting” it out – pun intended – #read too many farces. I came up with some GREAT characters! With great backstories for each! I even made a slide presentation for her so she would know my exact thought process. What does she do? . . . She comes on to me!
I don’t know why I’m so upset. A few years ago I would have done anything to get into her hot little panties. I had a permanent hard on for her from the time I was fourteen till I went to college. Every summer I had to watch her and Kat parade around in bathing suits: her fair skin, that red hair, that little green string bikini. . .
So, at first I was shocked. I mean all those years of wanting her, she was finally showing an interest in me. It was my boyhood dream come true. I was stunned into torpor.